*It all began with... (Looking up, dreamy gaze, a cloud pops up above his head and the televison turns on)*
I was this guy sharing a joke with his friends, traipsing along the path to the canteen, taking one careful calculated step after the other. When suddenly... *brush* he looks down to see the ground rushing to his face, and one of his feet just sliding (not coming out of the moonwalk) and sliding. KABAMM! He's on the floor, one, two... Ahem got a bit carried away, well I just remained sitting there on the path to the canteen, while my friends were practically gagging themselves on laughter. While other onlookers, were amused. Coz I was sittin there, dust on my clothes looking like the earth turned over...
*(Zoom out, zap) Oh yeah! and then there was this one time... (refer American Pie for dialogue)*
He was out there on the court, sweat dripping, driving in like a plow, *he leaps, feints, swings arm up, and scores to the sound of "whoa!" and other exclamations* and the game went on, quite well, quite competitive. After a long time, he huffs and puffs, goes to join his friend near the badminton court, sees a couple of good looking ladies *begins the "cool" strut, swings his body around and sits on a step facing all who are busy stretching for , and smashing the shuttle all over the court* and plops himself down, watching... "Hmmm, that's wierd, it's a sunny day and I feel chilly around the legs", he looks down, "Whoa, baby!!" suddenly he is seen with no cool stature anymore, running like he has an urgent call to answer (read nature's call)... Ten minutes later, he is seen in a trouser leaving the area, red in the face.
*(Zoom out, whoop) Oh! To this day I can't avoid checking shorts, before, after I leap (chuckle) oh and then... there was this another time...* Dance competition, three guys meet up in a dusty, smelly, hostel room to "groove n shake rear" session, and gosh they were turning out well, for the first 1:20secs of the song,
A: "Ok! next step, I think we should add a spin to that slide",
another A: "Eh? I didn't get you."
E: "Yea, show us A, what say another A?"
another A:"Yeah, coz I didn't quite get it, when you shimmy like that (laughs)"
A:"Yea, well see you go one an' a step, two an' a slide, three go spin...."
CRASH! Kabloom! Slamdunk!
A's spun faster than a record and spun off his feet and slammed into the floor like a tipsy drunkard.
Instant death to another A, as he falls onto the bed with laughter. E is in initailly surprised then concerned then carries on giggling, chuckling guffawing between "hey A! are you ok?"...
*Luckily we were able to get Alec back to life, poor chap still shivers (with laughter) when we recall that incident*
Characters - > A - Me, another A - Alec (college brother), E - Eric (college brother).
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I am very afraid of cows (failed to mention it in the previous article) ever since one chased me to my front door while I screeched like a little girl and my hands in the hair (or was that a dream...). Anyway, I wanted to get over that, so this one time when I saw a cow seated near the car I was in, I said to myself "Adrian, it's time to get over it", so I reached out and gently patted it on its brow and I smiled... for nothing happened, the cow then suddenly stood up (I had my mouth ready for a scream) , turned around, walked a little ahead of the car and (I guess making sure I could see it) and took a dump right there! My "scream" became a 'jaw drop'. It seemed as if to say, "That's what I think of you myte, go bother someone else". That's the last time I follow the mountain dew tagline. Ha! darr ke aage insult. :(
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