Scared... Who me? Yep..

I am 6'2'', weigh around 90+kgs and am scared of the following things...

1. Knives and blades in broadly smiling, pretty girls' hand (They somehow always manage to find the neck of poor nice guys like me, in the movies, courtesy Cradle of Filth and other metal videos)

2. Cannibals around the corner, (coz well they eat people... fear courtesy Wrong Turn, Dying Breed (aus))

3. Dark spaces, (coz that's where they could be *shudder*)

4. Zombies and ghosts and the spirit world (well I think they don't like people so they're as bad...)

5. Those damned knee shaking, teeth chattering, "waaaoollhhoooo" yell deriving thingies called bumble bees ($#@*&$#@*&!!!)

6. Spiders in the bathroom (thanks to the mail that says they attack your derriere when you rule your kingdom and... wait for it... you end up dead, imagine that... you die coz you decide to do the doodoo)

7. Walking alone on the street where there are no buildings (you never know when/where from those damn zombies/cannibals may pop a "Aaarrgghhh! Dinner... Dinner..")

8. Girls you meet at the bar, specially hot ones, who are alone, are single and who smile at you. (What! They could be vampires!!! Ever heard of a hot single girl at a pub? Why not? Coz they have their dates for dinner/drinks you wretched soul.)

9. South Indian action movies and KRK's Desh Drohi and Haal-e-Dil (Nooooooo, anythin, anythin but those)

10. Food that is alive. (Aaaarggghhh! They give me the hibbadee jibbies! Oh wait, that ain't fear, that's sick... Oh yeah! I'm scared of being made to eat that. Refer Fear Factor)

11. Becoming a POW. (Man! No jokes on this one, this is pure unadulterated fear!)

NOTE: I am quite sane and normal, just a few of the thoughts that go in my mind after you watch a lot movies (read OMG scary!) and ain't used to it. :P

HAZARDOUS WARNING: With regard to *looks to the sides, feet shuffle* the movies 'specially Desh Drohi, legend has it, that men/women who walked in to watch... curious, smiling at their (seemingly foolish) wariness, walked out after the movie ended as retards with no hair on their head and fear of the unknown in their eyes. They haven't been heard of since. I just saw trailers and I was told that I had been in a corner of my room saying stuff that sounded alien... for a day! and I can't remember...

Peace!