Wretched Day : Feb 14th

I'm gonna start this with a smile,

:)

coz yea it's all cliched with the 'I-am-single-and-not-so-happy-bout-it-so-bit$$$-bout-the-oh-sho-nicey-wicey-valentines-day' thing, but I do agree with Mr. Kutcher on
"There shouldn't be one day for love in a year, there should be 364 days of love with one day to hate/detest/blah blah someone day".

It's a kick-a** opinion. Who'd ever thought of that? I bet the non-social senas will love the idea. I mean, it would be their "THE DAY", to go around and make merry and slam somebody (or is that everybody) they sight with a shard in a cherry, beat up chirping love birds behind every bush and unaware "scantily-clad-women" (who wear jeans and tops with sleeves) at the unsuspecting pubs around the corners. Oh... JOY!! (dreamy eyes, fist clenched and ballerina pose in pink tutu)

AAAAnnnyyyway, coming back, as I was saying, it's quite silly when the first thing that comes into your mailbox on the 1st of Feb is "It's the month of love" (some roses and lil kids kissing and fluttering cupids). I mean, people what happened to the baby photos and the Good Morning in fluorscent colours and the "lovely" quotes! Those were at least funny in one way or "another". Ohkay, all righty then, I say to myself, it's cool, doncha worry, everyone says there'll be one fair damsel, with golden hair sitting below by the beach, waiting for you. That's when my eyes lose focus and my brain shuts down.

Venkataraman Swamy : Harry, do you have you found any sign of intelligence in sample 4300XX867B alias Adrian.

Harold Stonehedge : No Venky, the only words come out of him are "daah", "ummm", "ohh", "ahh". There's nothing we can do for him.

KirtiPrakash the chaiwalla : Chai saar, ek shecaand, waat is dis ahrrow in his bottoms faar

(poink)
(STATUTORY WARNING : poink is the sound of arrow being pulled out, in case people get imaginative)

sample 4300XX867B : $#^@#$! What the $#$% am I doing here? Who the #$%@ are you? WHERE'S MY @#%$@# lawyer?

The others look at each other, KirtiPrakash you are a genius I say!

la dee dah dee dah, o jubilee


It is NOT a pleasant experience!!